Blackpool Model Village & Gardens, Blackpool

Blackpool is usually associated with gaudy delights such as the Pleasure Beach and Golden Mile, but away from the coast on the edge of Stanley Park lives a quieter attraction – Blackpool Model Village & Gardens. It’s hard to explain the joy that comes from seeing real things on a smaller scale, but if that’s your bag, head down here quickly. Established in the late 1960s or early 1970s (the owner was a little hazy about actual dates) by a local landscape gardener, the village is set in two and a half acres of park and is unique because of the beautiful (real size) flowers and shrubs that surround the more miniature exhibits.
And it’s all here – the village church with a wedding party outside, the local tea room, a caravan park, a fun fair and cricket match on the village green as well as plenty of things that let’s face it, few villages have – a huge prison, an airstrip and an enormous Scottish castle complete with Scots guards and piped bagpipe music.
As you enter the village you are given an instruction sheet that directs you along the labyrinthine paths with I-Spy style questions to keep the younger members of the party paying attention to detail. And the more you pay attention the more you get as there are little jokes throughout. Eagle-eyed visitors may spot that the proprietors of the garage are Messrs Hugh Crashum and W.E. Mendum. And although it’s a model village it’s not all perfect with an escapee making his way out of the prison, and oh no! a punch-up at the local caff.

Spending any length of time here does terrible things to your sense of scale. The flowers are beautiful but beside the attractions they take on monstrous proportions – chives the size of lampposts and lilies the size of triffids. How do those little people get to sleep at night?
It’s a rude awakening when you reach the exit and go back out to the big, bad world but the pleasant surroundings of Stanley Park ease the pain, with a lovely boating pond (where you can take a ferry over to the zoo), floral gardens and excellent Art Deco Café which has a live jazz band on Sunday afternoons.
How to get there
Blackpool Model Village & Gardens is at East Park Drive, Stanley Park, Blackpool FY3 9RB. Google map. It is open 7 days a week from April until the illuminations.

Comments
Everyone loves a model village. It must be hard-wired into some basic part of the British brain. That and an unfathomable fondness for waxworks.
Posted by: Gareth | June 28, 2006 11:45 PM
we visited the model village last saturday....beats the pleasure beach any day
Posted by: marky h | June 29, 2006 08:22 AM
Gareth - I'm not a fan of waxworks but maybe I just haven't seen the right ones. Any recommendations?
Marky - love your model village photos on Flickr!
Posted by: Anne | June 29, 2006 11:12 PM
I was thinking of the real second rate waxworks like the one that used to be in Morecambe and Blackpool (maybe that one is still open). Or THIS ragged gem from Great Yarmouth
http://pan.tristimulus.co.uk:8200/kbase/folder.2005-03-01.2921326084/fun/gyw/
made famous by a viral email a couple of years back.
Posted by: Anonymous | June 30, 2006 08:47 AM
Oops... that last post was by me – sorry.
Posted by: Gareth | June 30, 2006 08:48 AM
Hi Gareth. Louis Tussaud's is still in Blackpool if that's the one you mean. Those GY ones are truly rubbish - thanks for sharing :)
Posted by: Anne | June 30, 2006 09:47 AM